Dilberry is Phil Brown, but friends call him Dil.

Phil does not want to be your friend, but he might want to draw something for you if you pay him cash money.

Phil has worked for The Guardian Weekend, The Guardian Guide, The Independent, Vodphone, MacUser Magazine, Lexus and other real clients who paid him money and have not become his friends.

If you want him to draw things for you, you can contact him via email, or through his Instagram account.

He has a phone but that’s only for his friends.